The King of Pop's death has turned into a larger social event than the assassination of former President John F. Kennedy, 9/11, the fall of the Soviet Union, and Global Warming. Move over AL Gore.
For the past 2 weeks, without even a second's pause, every angle of his death, including unlicensed doctors, whorish money hungry ex-wives, and rumored eating disorders have been swarming every major news channel.You know there's a problem when self proclaimed "Queen of Media" Perez Hilton, is covering the story just as extensively as CNN.
How convenient, in a time where our country is embarking on a second Cold War, we choose to focus 100% of media attention on the death of an iconic pop star. I smell CONSPIRACY!!
Perhaps this is too soon, but, Kim Jung Ill of North Korea must be licking his lips in satisfaction right now.
"This is the perfect time to pran Operation Derete America! Fiya the Missows!"Now that we know Michael Jackson's entire life story, perhaps our news channels should convert from their downward spiral transition into "National Inquirer" status and start delivering some serious news about the mortal status of our country.
Iran? Achmedij-Who? MICHAEL JACKSON! THE KING! IS DEAD! THIS IS A LEGITIMATE INTERNATIONAL AFFAIR!
Just for a Laugh:
And just as an aside, what happened to everyone calling Michael Jackson a serial boy-lover? Perhaps this is too soon, but though he held the world record for celebrity charity donations, perhaps everyone forgot that he was a huge benefactor for NAMBLA. (too soon?) What about 'Wacko Jacko'?
ABC, CNN, FOX, NBC: Thank you, for joining hands in an unprecedented attempt to bring the national IQ down from it's already devastatingly low average.