Delete: Doggie Dress-up

This is something I will never understand, why do people feel compelled to spend obscene amounts of money to dress up their domestic animals?

What you must understand is that dressing up your dog will not mask its hideousness. Not only does it make the poor animal even more ugly than it already is, but it seriously ups the level of your douchbaggery to the unacceptable degree.

"Lyke OMG, how cayooot is my dog! I bought him this new JUICY jumpsuit and now we lyke MATCH!" ....Do you really want to look more like your dog than you already do?

Buying outfits for you dog does not up your social status, it simply increases your Delete-ability, making you one of the most obnoxious indivuduals in existence.

Though your dog's intellect may match your own, by no means do you have to emphasize this by purchasing outfits for it.

Delete you, and your god forsaken animal.