Picture yourself enjoying a nice cup of coffee and reading the daily paper at your local Starbucks...Everything is fine and grand until suddenly you are bombarded by some leftist asshole who feels compelled to tell you that every sip of coffee you're drinking is single-handedly destroying the third world. "Is that coffee free-trade and organic? I don't think so. Do you know how many poor Nicaraguans were taken advantage of just so you can presumptuously drink that mug of coffee sir?"
NO, I didn't realize that my caffeine addiction had that kind of social power! My GOD! I'm king of the world!
Where did all the real hippies go? You know, the ones that were all about free sex and drugs, those were the good kind. Now a new breed of this liberal bunch has formed, the pretentious hippies. Pretentious hippies only associate with people that rise to their smug level, appreciating the smell of their own flatulence, driving hybrid cars, and screaming at conservatives for ruining the world.
Pretentious hippies? Chill the fuck out. You are a walking oxymoron.
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you should put this on the list-serv
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Santa Cruz... we have a fair amount of the free sex and drugs (so called "good") hippies however.
ReplyDeleteHaving come back from the one world festival I laughed my socks of reading this! Full of extremely posh, whiny, pretentious southern misery guts and a few exploited Spanish 'volunteers'!
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