Delete: Non-fat Sugar Free Vanilla Latte People

Being a former Starbucks employee*, there is nothing worse than the brand of person with a tyrannical dictator's sense of entitlement that STRICTLY orders a non-fat sugar-free vanilla latte and/or a frappuccino lite.

Let me just tell you something, a bit of truth from the Starbucks Barista Society, when you order one of these seemingly guiltless beverages, the chances of you actually getting the non-fat sugar-free version are slim to none. ESPECIALLY if you are one of the types with a horrendous attitude, humongous plastic additions to your skeletal frame, botox injections, and enough hair extensions to support Locks of Love into the next decade. Delete.

You really want to watch your waistline? Order a shot of espresso, or you know, take up that meth addiction you've always wanted. Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and improve your attitude, no one wants to interact with you. and another bit of advice, don't fuck with people that are preparing your food, this type of high-risk behavior may lead to extreme abdominal discomfort and/or diarrhea.

If you are a man (pumped up on 'roids and fake tanner) and order this beverage, you are a disgrace to society. Go back to the Jersey Shore.

*keep in mind, my resent for this type of person has much to do with the fact that the Starbucks location I worked for was in the heart of Newport Beach: materialistic, superficial, silicon delight.

Delete.